"No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist."

Mitt Romney Became a Grandfather Eight Times While Running for President and No One Gave a Damn (via samuraifuckingfrog)

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mrsmerylstreep:

folieatardis:

cassbones:

laughwithabby:

deadlovers-lane:

kkahunaa:

I would like to alert the internet that this is going to happen because it is very important

… no words.

RIGHT??!!!!

CHRISTMAS 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW IS THIS REAL THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER

Once Upon a Time: The Oscar Movie

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I needed this weekend. Not only did I get to spend quality time with friends and family, I got a HUGE reminder of why I love to do what I do and some great advice on how to get to the next level should I choose to move forward. 

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falloutboy:

one year later this is our love letter back to you, thank you.

This.

alisvolatpropriis85 asked: I was starting to think we were the same too. I hope you have an awesome day!

I always get a comment or a like from you just when I think no one is out there reading any of this… thanks for keeping my spirits up without even knowing! I hope you have an awesome day as well!

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Anonymous asked: 25 years would make sense if it was still 1990. but this day in age things move so fast, so maybe 10 years would be accurate? maybe in 20 years metal will make a breakthrough in innovation once kids realize that they reached the time they live in? lol

sergeantd:

Hardcore kids in 2014 are into metal from 20-25 years ago. Maybe by 2040 they will catch up to stuff that was cool in 2010 like Cephalotripsy and Cerebral Incubation.

Completely irrelevant to the original post but I really wish people would realize that the expression is “in this day AND age” not “day in age.”

Tags: grammar

It’s one of those days where I want to just rain all over everything anyone says to me. I hate my job sometimes.

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ascandalinreichenbach:

dark-inertia:

waiting4codot:

realifeshit:

wow THIS THO

Someday, I hope to actually laugh at these comics.

but seriously fuck people who think our generation had everything handed to us. we may not be first generation college students, but we’re paying double/triple what you paid for an education of more questionable quality. i’m not saying we don’t have it better, but we’re not as lazy as you think.

plus, a college education doesn’t mean what it used to. I know people who have degrees who are still working in retail because there are too many people who are qualified for the job they want.

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Tags: this

I love you in the same way that there’s a chapel in a hospital.

gohelloflo:

Watch this group of four passionate women from Rutgers University blow the audience away with their “Rape Poem to End All Rape Poems.”

WARNING: the language is explicit. But it helps relay their point. “We wouldn’t need so many damn rape poems if America had listened the first time.”

How does this only have 30 notes? Amazing and very well said. Hopefully America will start listening. 

darkarcherprince:

nyankee:

aristi-cthonia:

awfulbanter:

Opinions are like orgasms, most girls aren’t taught that it is okay to have their own and are only expected to further men’s.

Holy shit.

woah there

OH GOD YES

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flowerinthemo-0nshine:

there’s some grim truth in this. 

flowerinthemo-0nshine:

there’s some grim truth in this. 

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